May 2013
Sitting alone at a bar is always really awkward
No don’t come and hit on me
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Sometimes I hate how much of a lightweight I am
Two drinks in and I’m feeling it.
Damn
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The cure for a bad mood is simply a really good breakdown
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vibesflint:
if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
stop scrolling. now.
opkomstfout:
stop whatever you’re doing
just stop
breathe
you’ll be ok
if you see this, somebody cares
times are tough, but somebody cares.
you should NEVER feel like you deserve to die, and you don’t
don’t do it. not tonight, not tomorrow, not ever
don’t do it because somebody cares
don’t do it because there is so much more to you than sadness
miss-grace:
Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring...
faeiouck:
shady-bacon:
faeiouck:
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
so-tired-of-running:
del0ppus:
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
My love for this post is unbelievable.
superblys:
Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
mew-squared:
In 2009, a man married a video game character
In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin
please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
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I'm going to have a good day
10 Things a Pisces Hates:
lovesexzodiac:
Places that are too hot
Losing their sunglasses
Polluted water
People who laugh too loud
People who walk away from arguments
Alcoholics
Being denied access to grandchildren
Having to wear prescription glasses
Cars that waste energy
Slow drivers
oh look its me
tears-in-the-tardis:
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
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Everything here is shippable. Even I'm shippable;...
I must always reblog this.
going through my old youtube videos
i forgot some of the shit i said on there.
hmm.
theambiguoushero:
I am vengeance.
I am the night.
I
am
thecutesttentacle:
I’m literally never going to be happy
Nothing I ever do is right or enough
And I am always always second choice.
You know it's not gonna be a good day when you...
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No, I don't think you guys really get it
[[MORE]]I’m really really fucking lonely. Even being around my friends.
It’s always there. I’m always the odd one out. Even if their other person isn’t there, they have someone. I don’t. And after a while it gets really fucking hard.
But of course with my luck I get the creepy stalker kid who comes to my job and has had to be escorted out by cops for hitting on...
No but I'm really actually lonely.
“If I was your lover”… Finish it in my ask.
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I just want a cute boy
And a cute relationship.
I’m lonely damn it.
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the-listening:
i cuss so much that sometimes i forget its actually bad and not everyone is comfortable with it
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
Reblog if you've formed a meaningful relationship...
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did yoga for ten minutes today
for the first time in years.
but it was nice.
im going to shower and be productive.
I haven’t decided if productive is reading another book, working on art, or writing, but i’m going to do one of the three.
or all three.
hmm.
simplyadorkable-jae:
grotesquelylovely:
renistyle:
andallthatcas:
let’s all take a moment to appreciate the fact that this guy
has been with us our entire lives
from all that
to good burger
to kenan and kel
and now snl
he has stayed with us from childhood to adulthood
god bless you kenan thompson
fartgallery:
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
Watchstilldefending:
danieldempsey:
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
I DID NOT EXPECT THAT
midnasbitch:
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
it’s a valid question
joyfulldreams:
inuysha-link-lover:
algrenion:
i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s
because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits
EVERYONE WE ALL NEED TO MAKE THIS A THING
GOD THIS WOULD MAKE SHIT SO MUCH EASIER
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jared warth just retweeted me
YEYUH
OMG
after i do my sally cosplay
i wanna do a genderbent peter pan.
maybe…
that would be fun, right?
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i have so many peter pan feels now
i fucking love peter pan.
